whoosh

It actually says "whoosh" in very very small letters in the lower right corner there. I love it.
Here, I'm just going to copy and paste the product description from mega64.com's store:

"YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP. LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERK.

OH YEAH AND THE SHIRT IS DARK GRAY WITH ME ON THE FRONT AND A SMALL MEGA64 LOGO UNDER THE BACK COLLAR SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SON

COMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE"

available at mega64.com/store