Abraham Lincoln was the BEST PRESIDENT EVER

Enclothe is a pretty sweet store I've just discovered. This shirt reflects an alternate reality that I kind of wish I lived in, in which Abraham Lincoln protected our country from a zombie invasion.


Oh, and it comes in asphalt color, too.


Headline taken from Chad Comello, who used it for a facebook group once.

NOSFERATU

I like Defunker. It's where I got my beloved explosion shirt (twice, after the first one fell apart.) Apparently they have been absorbed by bustedtees.com, but whatever. I'm rambling.

If I had any money right now I'd probably buy this new Defunker shirt that just came out, Nosferatu. It kind of looks like my friend Zog, but maybe that's because back when Zog still had the Albanian accent we used to make fun of him for talking like Dracula.

I'm rambling. Buy the vampire shirt, it's stylish and it has a vampire on it. You could probably romance some of the Twilight lovers with this one. Although this is, like, a legit vampire, not some totally lame tween vampire that doesn't even die in sunlight or have to be invited in or be killed by a stake through the heart or anything.

Man, fuck Twilight. Fuck that shit sideways.

I'm rambling.