It's Shark Week

I have just purchased this fine, fine shirt from PaperRoot Clothing. If I could be an animal - any animal - it would obviously be a rhinoceros. Because I would FUCK. SHIT. UP. But if I had to be an aquatic animal, I'd have to go with the shark. And wearing this shirt would probably make me feel like a shark.

DOMOKUN ANGRY SMASHFEST

DOMO DOMO DOMO DOMO SHIRT


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BE A GHOST FROM PAC MAN

BE A GHOST FROM PAC MAN
BE A GHOST FROM PAC MAN
EVERY COLOR IS AVAILABLE

ALSO IN VULNERABLE MODE

Go here. Now.


An afterthought-

What you should really do, really, is buy two shirts - one of one of the ghosts, the other of the vulnerable mode - and wear the ghost shirt with the vulnerable shirt underneath it. Then, when you get into some kind of trouble and somebody's about to chase you (the school bully, your mother, the police) you quick take off the top layer so now you are wearing the vulnerable ghost shirt.

Then run like hell.

CHRISTIAN BALE AND I ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY

If you don't get it, listen to this.

I honestly feel pretty bad for Christian Bale and don't think what he did was that big of a deal. Actors are just kind of like that. They're very emotional and he's still probably an alright guy. And he's a good actor.

But this shirt is just too god damn funny.