SPECIAL MEGA 4-SHIRT SPECTACULAR

so i don't have any money, but my brother sent me a link to this website, minicassettetees.com, and it was basically a smorgasbord of unbelievable awesome. let's start things lightly.
Wow, I love the reference, the shirt itself is pretty cool but not enough for me to REALLY freak out about. everybody knows the great humongous is- wait, what? what's that shirt over there?

holy shit, i should probably buy this one, right? i would get so many comments on it going to class in film school it would just be so- wait, what? what's THAT shirt over THERE?

Oh my god, WHAT?! I'M ADDING THIS TO MY CART RIGHT NOW. I'M TYPING IN MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER. I'M ABOUT TO HIT 'CONFIRM' AND I- ...WAIT. WHAT!? WHAT'S THAT SHIRT OVER THERE?!

OH
MY
GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD

ROBOCOPPER

I'm buying this.

Today I woke up with like five text messages from different people telling me to look at today's woot shirt. My friends are the best.

KING ZING

Today's teefury design actually intrigues me. I don't know, something about that skull with a crown and moustache... it's mostly the moustache that grabs me, i think. Too bad I don't have any money and it'll be gone forever tomorrow. Somebody buy this shirt so I know it's out there somewhere, perhaps making it to a thrift store one day. We will meet again...

This is relevant to my interests.

there are some seriously bad-fuckin-ass shirts at junkfoodclothing.com, but their prices are pretty steep (it's like $32 for a t-shirt). i'm not rich and famous yet so for now i suppose i'll just have to dream.

POE IT

WHAT!? I have no money but I really want this shirt. And it disappears FOREVER in about seventeen hours thanks to it being sold by teefury today and today only on the front page.

NOBODY
UNDERSTANDS
MY
PAIN


kind of like edgar allan poe i suppose.

Machine Gun Tiger

A quick one because, hey, i got finals this week bitches. So I chose a shirt that wouldn't require an explanation of why it totally rocks.

Fucking awesome.
If you're interested, the machine gun tiger shirt can be purchased from topatoco here.