It's Shark Week

I have just purchased this fine, fine shirt from PaperRoot Clothing. If I could be an animal - any animal - it would obviously be a rhinoceros. Because I would FUCK. SHIT. UP. But if I had to be an aquatic animal, I'd have to go with the shark. And wearing this shirt would probably make me feel like a shark.

DOMOKUN ANGRY SMASHFEST

DOMO DOMO DOMO DOMO SHIRT


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BE A GHOST FROM PAC MAN

BE A GHOST FROM PAC MAN
BE A GHOST FROM PAC MAN
EVERY COLOR IS AVAILABLE

ALSO IN VULNERABLE MODE

Go here. Now.


An afterthought-

What you should really do, really, is buy two shirts - one of one of the ghosts, the other of the vulnerable mode - and wear the ghost shirt with the vulnerable shirt underneath it. Then, when you get into some kind of trouble and somebody's about to chase you (the school bully, your mother, the police) you quick take off the top layer so now you are wearing the vulnerable ghost shirt.

Then run like hell.

CHRISTIAN BALE AND I ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY

If you don't get it, listen to this.

I honestly feel pretty bad for Christian Bale and don't think what he did was that big of a deal. Actors are just kind of like that. They're very emotional and he's still probably an alright guy. And he's a good actor.

But this shirt is just too god damn funny.

OMG

whoosh

It actually says "whoosh" in very very small letters in the lower right corner there. I love it.
Here, I'm just going to copy and paste the product description from mega64.com's store:

"YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP. LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERK.

OH YEAH AND THE SHIRT IS DARK GRAY WITH ME ON THE FRONT AND A SMALL MEGA64 LOGO UNDER THE BACK COLLAR SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SON

COMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE"

available at mega64.com/store

I'm Still Rich

Available for a modest $2,695 (add $630 if you want it in black), the I'm Still Rich t-shirt is a very stylish way to let people know just who you are.