This is relevant to my interests.

there are some seriously bad-fuckin-ass shirts at junkfoodclothing.com, but their prices are pretty steep (it's like $32 for a t-shirt). i'm not rich and famous yet so for now i suppose i'll just have to dream.

POE IT

WHAT!? I have no money but I really want this shirt. And it disappears FOREVER in about seventeen hours thanks to it being sold by teefury today and today only on the front page.

NOBODY
UNDERSTANDS
MY
PAIN


kind of like edgar allan poe i suppose.

Machine Gun Tiger

A quick one because, hey, i got finals this week bitches. So I chose a shirt that wouldn't require an explanation of why it totally rocks.

Fucking awesome.
If you're interested, the machine gun tiger shirt can be purchased from topatoco here.

RRRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE

oh snap.

for some reason i am very into today's teefury design.

it's like shirtwoot, meaning you have about sixteen more hours to purchase this bad boy. unlike shirtwoot this doesnt have the reckoning, where popular shirts stay available until they become unpopular. so yeah. sixteen hours and this shirt's gone forever. i hope you bitches subscribe to me.

Abraham Lincoln was the BEST PRESIDENT EVER

Enclothe is a pretty sweet store I've just discovered. This shirt reflects an alternate reality that I kind of wish I lived in, in which Abraham Lincoln protected our country from a zombie invasion.


Oh, and it comes in asphalt color, too.


Headline taken from Chad Comello, who used it for a facebook group once.

NOSFERATU

I like Defunker. It's where I got my beloved explosion shirt (twice, after the first one fell apart.) Apparently they have been absorbed by bustedtees.com, but whatever. I'm rambling.

If I had any money right now I'd probably buy this new Defunker shirt that just came out, Nosferatu. It kind of looks like my friend Zog, but maybe that's because back when Zog still had the Albanian accent we used to make fun of him for talking like Dracula.

I'm rambling. Buy the vampire shirt, it's stylish and it has a vampire on it. You could probably romance some of the Twilight lovers with this one. Although this is, like, a legit vampire, not some totally lame tween vampire that doesn't even die in sunlight or have to be invited in or be killed by a stake through the heart or anything.

Man, fuck Twilight. Fuck that shit sideways.

I'm rambling.